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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

Still no good

Still no good.

So they tried

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Then came..

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Can I see some anal hole?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.