What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:43

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Still no good.
So they tried
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives